We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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