That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
