I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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