..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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