would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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