real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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