I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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