Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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