I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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