If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
