Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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