Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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