HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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