I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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