your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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