So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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