Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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