I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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