I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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