Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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