wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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