Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
