Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize