our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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