Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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