I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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