don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My ass is underappreciated
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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