Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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