Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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