Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Your penis caused this!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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