Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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