Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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