im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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