I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Randomize
