I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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