dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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