Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
