It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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