Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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