Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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