Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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