It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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