we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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