I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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