careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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