I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize