I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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