Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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