I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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