some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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