just come out here and I will go home with you...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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