Where is the hickey?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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