So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
