Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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