just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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