..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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