Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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