i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think i peed on brittanys purse
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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